Cissnei. Curses aren't meant to be used like that. I'm gonna get you back for that, and when I do, you'd better run. Lock your door at night, look over your shoulder, taste everything before eating. You never know when I'll strike.

I feel used. And taken advantage of.

Cissnei is home, my lock is screwed and I'm missing half my paycheck.

I have been turned into a zombie, and decapitated at one point. Sometimes I still remember bits where I ate people's fingers whole, and it makes me want to vomit.

Rude is here, Tseng is here, and it seems like neither wants to believe me when I say we're in the City, either ( Read more... )

( Filtered using Cissnei's codes of doom: Not hackable unless you want your device on endless restart loop. )

Peh. Kids. Can't take a goddamned joke. Fine fine.

To anyone that I might have insulted during the toy curse: I apologize.

Is there anything else? Because the chance is going, going...

Now screw off and grow a sense of humor.

Edit: Not applicable to SOLDIERs.

Filtered from Cissnei

Zack, Cloud, I need your help. Where's all the times I mentioned Cissnei? I gotta secure them!

That was fun, but whoever shaved that spot on my head is going to die when I find ya. Freaking had to comb over it.

Ya think when a guy's on a bar crawling trip they'd respect the hair.

(Filtered from Zack)

This is a freaking sick joke.

I'M NOT WEARING TUBE DRESSES. You got that?!

(There's a soft click as the recorder comes on, and light purring is heard nearby. Reno's voice is distanced, like he's several feet away.)

God, this place is boring. Eat, sleep, work, pet the cat.

(At the word "cat", there's a mew quite close to the microphone)Just not the same without terrorists blowing things up or big rocks falling from the ( Read more... )

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Why couldn't it have been an A, or something like that.

M, huh... well, I guess it fits.

Be glad when it's over.

Dammit. Where the hell did I end up now.